flowercrownbi:

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

(Source: memewhore)

chaoticgood:

anime character: i was born a boy but i want to be called a girl! i view myself as both cute and a girl so please, refer to me as such!

cis anime fans:

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memecollege:

Again, TikTok is Vine 2

dark iron giant

yourfursona:

lizardcister:

you go
i stay

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(Source: lizardsister)

beatlemeat:

internclarabelle:

dead-men-disco:

internclarabelle:

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

whosthecocks:

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silverhawk:

silverhawk:

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thats a sheep baby!!!!!!!!!!!

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a motherfucking SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!

positive-memes:
“Me too.
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thetaxedermy-ofyouandme:

butchmachine:

switchbladesounds:

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him